wankisexual

A female sexually attracted to gay men or a male sexually attracted to lesbian women

Oh, Sarah and Anthony are going to be alone forever - they're both wankisexual.

by noongha August 21, 2016

Wanking

to grip your hand around your penis and pull up and down ... to cause an ejaculation

ha ... y sick minded person ... ud like to know wouldnt u!

by duuuude April 13, 2004

wanquility

The period of peace and calm immediately following masturbation, just before the self-loathing and guilt set in.

I just massaged my chakra till i reached a state of utter wanquility.

by Xellent January 30, 2004

binge wanking

When one wank just isn't enough. To be considered a binge wanker one must bash the bishop multiple times in a short space of time. A true binge wankathon would last through the night until sunrise, not many have enough juice in the tank for this one.

Gary "Have you seen the state of Goffy today?"
Andy "Yeah he must have been binge wanking all night"
Gary "The fucking binge wanking mong"

by Mers1 October 13, 2008

Trench Wanking

'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.

"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

by John Ever So Rightly August 27, 2012

Waniel

A name used to refer to someone named Daniel. The D is replaced with a W due to their inability to pronounce words that begin with R and pronouncing R's as W's.

1. Waniel, please let me suck your cock.

2. "Hey Waniel, the man said, Say race car." "Wace car" Waniel said ."You fucking Retard."

by Famfalcon April 18, 2018

wankie

A handkerchief used solely for mopping up semenal fluids after masturbation.

Bored on the bus and your i-Phone battery is flat? Don't you wish you had a Wankie? Introducing the Wankie! Feel free to fap yourself stupid anytime, anywhere with this portable, reusable wank-cloth! It comes in a variety of colours and fabrics! For a limited time only, get the all new black silk Wankie!

I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!

by DDDVesuvius July 7, 2011