wankle

v. to commit a bumbling act with negative effects, such as one might expect to be perpetrated by a wanker

Our crystal-clear HD reception is history ever since that TV man wankled the connection.

by dmm8686 March 1, 2010

wanklerotaryengine

in one of monty pythons sketches XD epic word

"and now lets move on to something harder.....wanklerotaryengine" - monty python

by chickens1234 January 12, 2011

Wankett

A slightly larger version of a wank sock, equivalent to blanket size, can be used for many uses i.e being cold but must always included cumming into.

Hey Mary thats not your blanket, its my wankett. Sorry

by Steph Winter August 26, 2013

winkletut

To winkletut is to urinate while masturbating your uncircumcised penis

"I made such a mess in the school toilets today"
"How bro?"
"I winkletutted all of lunch time"

by The Pope of Leonay December 8, 2013

Wankles

not a fat ankle
not a skiny ankle
a wide ankle

e.g Dayumn that girl has some wankles on her

by wankywankles September 15, 2016

wankle

when a women’s thighs meet her waist, similar to a cankle

that girls stomach is wankled

by icycube October 1, 2018

Wankette

A female wanker. A lady that likes to strum. Rocker (male) rockette (female)

My missus likes a fiddle, she's a right wankette

by The bongolist September 17, 2019