Waddle of Shame

The awkward, embarrassing waddling motion towards the bathroom every girl on her period makes when, upon standing after sitting/lying down, a large rush of blood and uterine lining uncontrollably exits the body all at once, and leaks beyond the present pad or tampon. The waddling motion is to avoid blood dripping down the legs due to the movement.

I got up this morning and had to do a waddle of shame, because it's my second day.

by definitionatorizer April 29, 2014

cock-waddle

An asshole-ish person
also, another name for balls

I can't believe atanly stole my taco. what a Cock-waddle

by Robbie Wrabetz May 3, 2008

turbo waddle

a pregnant woman trying to run

that woman over there is on a turbo waddle

by Huminahut August 26, 2014

Waddling Duck

A cocktail. Kettle One vodka + soda water + a splash of Rockstar energy drink and served with a lime.

Patron: Can I get a Waddling Duck?

Bartender: A mallard or a drake?

Patron: You pick.

by britishknightshoes June 17, 2009

turkey waddle

Human female vagina lips that are very similar to the comb or waddle on a turkeys head and neck.

I had to tie Gina's turkey waddle to her knees before I could get my groove on.

by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

twat waddle

a dirty girl's long and stretched out cunt curtains

I got my man meat all tangled up in that filthy bitch's twat waddle. Courtney Love must have an enormous twat waddle.

by turd lunch July 10, 2005

waddle squad

A large group of obese people seen in public.

Dave! check out the size of that waddle squad! they're forming a line out the door of the Panda Express!

by spudmagic June 16, 2020