what the scallop

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”

person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!

by acallops May 15, 2023

what the ladies want

Don't know, never fucking will either.

I want you to be sensitive and brave and caring and tough and have a great body and be an intellectual and give me all your money

by pseudonym April 7, 2004

what the fuck is up kyle

The best vine in the entire world

Mom: clean your room

Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

by Vinebae May 25, 2018

What the Brown

A famous phrase that the creatures (a group of machinima-sponsored commentators) say, particularly kootra.

*playing a minecraft custom map and kootra misses a jump*
kootra: WHAT THE BROWN?!?

by a person aka bob July 3, 2011

what the flip

when you are not allowed to say fuck

i wanted an apple what the flip

by Angelhawkins December 18, 2019

what the hell is even that

a perfect response to "daddy chill"

Soft looking black dude: Daddy Chill
Boomer: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?

by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020

What the fuck was that?

Phrase uttered while someone has no idea as to what just may have just happened. Almost always exclaimed at very loud volume, such as a shout, and if done properly - the emphasis is on the words "fuck" and "that", ie:
what the FUCK was THAT?

Mayor of Hiroshima, 8/16/1945 at 8:15AM

"what the FUCK was THAT?"

by Rick Rocker April 26, 2008