Long Wait

When wanting to pranks on Apprentices their co-workers will often send them to another location to fetch them a "Long Wait". The inexperienced Apprentice will actually believe he is getting a tool of some sort, but in the end will just come out looking like one.

It is an unspoken rule that if an apprentice comes to you looking for a Long Wait that you will tell them you'll be right back and leave them sit for at least ten minutes.

Apprentice: "Hi, the boss just sent me here to get them a long wait."
Kindly Stranger: "Sure, mate, just have a seat and I'll get it for you."
*15 minutes later
Kindly Stranger: "Go on kid, back to work you go..."

by Kindly Stranger November 26, 2009

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wait-listed

when an admissions rep says "you were almost good enough.." instead of growing a pair and denying you admission.

you are a great student, but just not great enough for us- you have been wait-listed. you don't suck, but you just aren't smart enough for our standards. thank you for applying!

by clairisethepiece June 18, 2010

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waiting to exhale

the point before a woman finds a GOOD prospect of a man...once she has exhaled...he could be a keeper

I'm not sure if he's the one, so i'm still waiting to exhale.

by Nnene March 22, 2006

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waiting Kate

formerly known as Kate Middleton, currently - Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis, Duchess of Cambridge. She waited long enough.

That lucky *itch waiting Kate is now married to the price of England.

by Reddler May 03, 2011

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Wait, what?

Said often after coming to the realization that what someone has just said is either offensive to you, or someone you care about.

Dude 1: Saw you mom last night.

Dude 2: Oh, really? Where at?

Dude 1: On cops, they busted her for prostitution.

Dude 2: Oh, that's nice. Wait, what?

by Rixon DelBucco August 02, 2009

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