Volkswagen

Volkswagen is a genuinely great car company. Their cars are built solidly, are fast, agile and fun to drive, plus they're not too expensive. They aren't overstyled like the crap Hyundais and Kias and their interiors are classy as fuck. Their lineup ranges from sporty small cars to refined large SUVs. They are even the producer the iconic Beetle and the stereotype inducing Jetta. In addition, they invented and still rule the Hot Hatchback category with the Golf GTI. Their engines are easy to work on, last forever and will run for at least 350,000 miles. Though they have a reputation for smaller things breaking, the overall quality and build solidity is exceptionally high. Parts are shared between Audi and Porsche, as they are all one company. This gives VWs the feel of much more expensive cars and has resulted in a large following of VW fans around the globe, similar to BMW or Jeep.

Dude, I juts got my new Volkswagen GTI, it's really fucking awesome. I don't think I'll buy anything else ever again.

by TheCarFanatic May 24, 2014

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Volksdeutsch

Technically a German outside Germany during Third Reich. Such person usu. considered themselves German despite they lived outside their supposedly mother country.

More likely a bastard that pretended to be German to get advantage of the Nazi way of civilizing Europe. That included:
1. safe passages in the streets during massive, haphazard terror bursts of Nazi military force in cities; such actions involved catching humans like some sort of animals to satiate concentration camps or simply performing executions in the streets.

2. robbing empty ex-Jewish and other houses which later brought shame to the nations under Nazi occupation (cuz every country has its own vermin that feeds on the lowly ones)

3. making a buck on bribes for not turning in Jews, Poles, Roma and other persecuted humans to the Nazi

Modern use: an individual that fled Poland and chose Germany as their mother country and now pretends they can't speak proper Polish, can't understand Polish reality, looks down on their former mother country and generally speaking is hard to deal with because of his fake "I'm German now you lousy Poles" bias towards his ex-natives.

1.
- "Stop being a volksdeutsch and behave yourself. A little respect towards that nice Ukrainian housemaid won't hurt you."

2.
- "Did you know that Ollischovsky used to be a communist party propaganda guy and now he's moved to Germany. He won't even say a word without thick German accent."
- "Fo' real? What a volksdeutsch!"

by TGor October 6, 2006

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volang

To engage in sexual intercourse with an open wound.

TJ cut that looker open and volanged her all night long!

by Uncle Harry February 23, 2005

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Volksfagen

The correct name for volkswagen, since most (if not all) they're cars are for girls, and yet, guys not only drive them, but sadly think they're cool

Matt: Hey guys, look at the work I did to my Jetta :D
Everyone else: *cracks up and starts laughing*
Matt: What's so funny? :/
Joe: Dude, it's HOT Pink, gotta shopping cart Spoiler, and rainbow stickers everywhere, that's DEFINITLY a Volksfagen!
Matt: I'm not gay... ;_;
Nick: Sure you ain't, that Pink Jetta I saw at the Gay club was someone elses
*Everyone laughs*
Matt: WAH! You guys are so mean *gets in his VF, then crashes into another car as he tries to leave*

by Muscle King October 27, 2008

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