violin

Anyone who plays it has a heart like the sounds of the violin itself.

Guy1: Her heart is so pure
Guy2: She must play violin

by maggierhee March 20, 2017

Drawing Vikings

A defensive act attempting to disguise the successful work of one practicing speed cocking by quickly transforming the phallic drawing into something else. Common drawn cock disguises include spaceships, ghosts, test-tubes, etc. However, the most common (and effective) disguise is to render the cock drawing into a Viking by adding horns and rendering long barbaric hair and moustache. Note that an axe is optional. Clear giveaway to "drawing Vikings" vs. real Viking doodles are the usual varying ink color in horns and helmet and face from general head construct; also, the failure of the artist to satisfactorily explain the small slit on the very top of the Vikings helmet. NOTE: Drawing Vikings is made much more difficult with the addition of testicles and pubic hair.

Teacher- "Scott, what on earth are you doing to your English book?"
Scott- "Nothing...just doodling"
Teacher- "What on earth is that you are drawing?"
Scott- "Nothing...just drawing Vikings!"

by Jack Stanzyck October 17, 2006

crazy viking motherfucker

A large, hairy, usually angry seeming individual. Most often spotted during extreme music events, or during some form of violent sporting events. It is usually used with equal measures of awe, fear and respect.

Alternitavely it can be used to describe yourself when wishing to seem more imposing.

"woah man...look at that crazy viking motherfucker!!"

"who should I kick off too?"
"anyone but that crazy viking motherfucker...that dudes huge!"

"i'm a crazy viking motherfucker, and i will get medieval on your ass if you don't get the fuck away from me RIGHT NOW!"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

playing my violin

a phrase used to describe a sarcastic response to self pity meaning who cares.

I'm playing my violin sad song just for you.

by Z19 May 18, 2006

Viking Funeral

1. n. The practice of sending your non-functional electronics to the afterlife.

Honorable dead electronics can go to Valhalla if sent properly. In order to send your honorable dead to Valhalla, you must:

1.) place dead electronics in a boat
2.) set the boat on fire
3.) let it drift out on a body of water.

The higher the esteem for your dead device, the more peripherals and accessories you include in the boat so that it may have the same status, functionality, esteem and quality of life in the afterlife. Besides, manufacturers usually don't make the same connectors on different devices.

Just like Wall St., the real skill in this practice is to avoid a criminal record. Fire fighters and police officers are usually unfamiliar with this practice and will treat it with extreme skepticism or prejudice.

1) When I stopped drooling into my Mac Airbook, I realized it would no longer work. Since I love my Mac so much, I went to a near by lake to give it a Viking funeral.

2) I am on probation for a Viking funeral after sending my Super Nintendo to Valhalla after 14 years of glorious service. R.I.P., SNES

by Halvar the Red February 28, 2009

violin

The hightest instrument in the string section.

i am a violinist and a violist and i think it is unfair to comment on an instrument without playing it. The violin has a beautiful high range and the viola has a melodious low range. They both sound beautiful when played properly and the player must be dedicated and put much time into their playing. (people who do not play an instrument would not understand this concept!)

The violin section played a section of fast, high notes

by vlnvla325orchdork March 29, 2008

Viking Table

A meeting of men, specifically for the purpose of honoring manly things. The meeting often involves alcohol, cigars and manly foods (chicken wings or a pig on a spit would fit nicely). Discussions cover such subjects as beer, women, vehicles, weight lifting, bodily noises and sports. Viking table meetings are often celebratory in nature, but may occur at any interval.

Women may approach the Viking Table... they may bring fresh beverages and food, but consensus of the group is needed in order for a woman to sit at the Viking Table. Even then, membership is not implied... it is an exception only.

Ideally (although not necessarily), meetings of the Viking Table occur around a large, sturdy wooden table that is able to withstand limitless slamming of fists, beer mugs, etc.

Bob's divorce is final... call the guys; we need to summon a meeting of the Viking Table

by rabidraptor January 18, 2010