viagra hard

Having an erection that is so gratuitously engorged that it resembles a penis medicated by the performance-enhancing erectile disfunction drug, Viagra.

"Dude, but that touchdown pass was so clutch it gave me a viagra hard broner, no homo."

"Sorry man, but I think your mom felt my viagra hard throbber when she hugged me goodbye."

by Orbital Frontal January 19, 2010

female viagra

If you want to ur girl to get horny buy her this and mix it in a drink.

I put female viagra on my girlfriends water.

by Xx_youngdaggerdick_xx May 19, 2018

Viagra Resistant

A women so hidously ugly that viagra (or alcohol) will not make them attractive.

Friend: "Hey Joe, I hear you have a new lady boss, maybe if you get with her you will get a raise."

Joe: "No way man, have you seen her, she is so ugly, she would be viagra resistant!

by charliedad March 15, 2009

viagra

a drug to get an erection. when older men use it their wives freak out.

husband: look at this! i got viagra! now we can have lots of fun! everyday!!!

wife: ah shit i thought the war was over. give me a tetanus shot if your gonna stick me with that rusty fuckin' thing.

by ffdhfgg March 24, 2008

viagra cake

literally - a cake laced with Viagra.

omfg, we indulged in a group sex orgy after eating that viagra cake at her birthday!!!!

by l33t fuXx0r February 26, 2009

Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm

A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.

Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

viagra goggles

phenomenon, similar to beer goggles, in which one's taking of the tablet causes the desire to engage the closest individual in sexual relations to relieve said desires

After his viagra kicked in, Hugh couldn't wait to meet up with his mistress and began yanking it in the men's bathroom while staring at his co-workers, later blaming the incident on 'viagra goggles.'

by Brandon Bowers December 14, 2008