Venezuelan Chieftan

When a guy has anal intercourse with a person, and then pulls out. Followed directly after by him holding his hand against the person's face, and penetrating in between hand and face. Effectively a hand, penis, face sandwich.

Valerie had her brown and red war paint smeared all over her after Daniel made her a Venezuelan Chieftan.

by Andrew w Larson January 2, 2024

venezuelan hole punch

when you stitch a pussy closed. wait till it heals shut. then cut it open with a knife and fuck the hole

im gonna do the venezuelan hole punch on girl sometime bro!

by peterpenis6 May 12, 2024

venezuelan bird feeder

when a man straddles a woman sticking his dick in her mouth, then reaches back and grabs her feet, and leans forward and throws her feet under his armpits.

Sandy almost gagged last night after eating from my venezuelan bird feeder.

by falcoiii October 15, 2022

Venezuelan Restroom

when your girlfriend eats a bunch of tacos, shits them out, you put them in her vagina and eat her out while sitting in a Denny’s bathroom at 3am

You: hey got any napkins?

Friend: yeah I have some why?

You: I’m doing the Venezuelan Restroom with my girlfriend later

Friend: dang have some fun and can I have some of your leftover Denny’s if that’s not a problem?

by makeamericagreatagain:) November 3, 2017

Venezuelan Cheescake

When a man forces his wife to eat a urinal cake covered in semen and forcibly kidnaps her to Venezuela. After 2 days the man comes out of the hotel shower ass-naked and shits all over the woman's face before rubbing the shit off with his bare dick and making his wife deep throat it for 16 hours straight. After all of that the woman has to endure her husband choking her to death with a giant piece of Swiss cheese, before the man fucks the dead body until his dick gets stuck. He then cuts off his dick and eats the decomposed vagina with 87% of his dick still inside. The tasty vagina is a Venezuelan Cheescake.

Your Fat Mom: I think John just made some Venezuelan Cheescake.
Police: FUKIN MURDERUR KIL HIMM NOWOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jackspedicey 2 September 17, 2017