The phrase "Valentine" was coined sometime after July of 1947, by either the Ebe Alien culture or Chuck Norris himself, as a technological trade that would allow corporations to scam millions of lonely hearts like Paris Hilton. It is understood these technologies, and holiday ideas are just some of the many things that the Aliens have provided us in exchange for the thousands of helpless abductees, cows and crops who are assaulted each year.
Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.
Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.
On valentines many ladies will perform favors for flowers and candy versus the old rent payment, it gives the many guys who'd never would have had a chance otherwise, a break.
by Mr. Adiction Ary October 3, 2007
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Boy: "So what is this thing we have?"
Girl: "Well, this 'thing' started before February 14th, therefore I guess we can call it...'valentining'?"
Girl: "Well, this 'thing' started before February 14th, therefore I guess we can call it...'valentining'?"
by ProudValentiner February 10, 2013
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Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic
Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok
by bigtallguy1292 February 8, 2008
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Twas Valentikes Day and the little boy gave the little girl next door a half-dead flower.
"Thank oo" said the little girl.
"Thank oo" said the little girl.
by Hyena King February 14, 2010
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Her: its Valentine’s Day
Me:yeah have a play and a slay
Her:ok :)
Me:happy valentines day :)
Her: its Valentine’s Day
Me:yeah have a play and a slay
Her:ok :)
Me:happy valentines day :)
by Bzup February 11, 2022
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