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Back-Alley Uppercunt

This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
by frush September 19, 2009
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Uppercunt

The process by which a man uppercuts a woman's vagina.
How was your date with crystal?" "Good i gave her a huge Uppercunt
by TheUpperCunter December 5, 2010
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Uppercunting

The act of forcefully shoving one's fist in and out a puss.
He was uppercunting me viciously.
by Immadoctor March 21, 2017
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white thunder uppercut

When a man with strong willpower cums on a chick's chin with such velocity that her head cocks backwards likened to an uppercut.
"Damn that girl was on her knees just begging for me to cum, and I thought I should white thunder uppercut that bitch into cardiac arrest"
by Selamat Pagi November 9, 2021
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greek uppercut

When I was in prison some guy tried to give me a greek uppercut.
by freddy grapes May 18, 2006
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Uppercunt

To shove your fist into the female vagina in a similar motion a boxer would use to 'uppercut' his opponent.
by GrafikArt December 6, 2010
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dutch uppercut

This any suckerpunch or eyepoke someone does to someone after rubbing their fingers on their own bare sweaty asscrack.
Jeff saw that guy his girlfriend cheated on him with so he gave him the ol' dutch uppercut.
by Spraya November 2, 2007
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