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Ultimate Fail

When someone has failed beyond proportions that would otherwise be considered "Epic", they are stricken with the "Ultimate Fail!"
Guy to other person: Epic Fail.

Other Guy to person who failed: No, it's Ultimate Fail. It has to be.
by PsychoChainsawChipmunk July 15, 2009
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Ulibarri

Boy Kid with last name of Ulibarri, you are super cool. Way cooler than me
by Kinky Snarf April 28, 2010
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Uliana

A sweet and graceful girl, very funny and is always single, but she still cares, she has a focus on one guy. She a beautiful dancer, and she rocks the stage.
That's my daughter Uliana.
by unicorn3424 December 18, 2018
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The ultimate cool person

A person who don't go to church who don't believe in God who smokes weed to be cool everybody knows that's the ultimate sign of coolness smoking it is already cool enough
by Kingofdick March 8, 2020
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Ultimanal

A final, uncompromising demand for anal intercourse issued by a boyfriend or girlfriend to a boyfriend or girlfriend, the rejection of which leads to a severance of relations.
Boyfriend: "It has been three years and alls I wants is to snake on up there. In and out. Real quick like."

Girlfriend: "There is no way I am letting you ass fuck me. Fuck your own ass or shit on your hand and whack off!"

Boyfriend: "I didn't want it to have to come to this but you have left me no alternative. I am issuing you an ultimanal - either we have anal sex or it is over."

Girlfriend: "Fine."
by D-balm May 23, 2008
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Ultimate Shocker

The ultimate shocker is the act of putting 10 fingers in the pink and 10 toes in the stink. The reverse ultimate shocker switches holes. This is only performed on the classiest of ladies.
She-Ka couldn't walk straight for a week after Kenny administered the ultimate shocker in the bathroom of a McDonald's.
by Donkey Boner Jr June 11, 2009
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Ultimate Aggie

The status achieved when a student at Utah State University sits on the bronze "Meet The Challenge" bull naked.
Guy: My girlfriend sat on the bronze bull naked!

Other guy: Dude! She's an Ultimate Aggie!
by kut17 October 21, 2010
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