by Twonka bar February 13, 2021

by Haiberch February 19, 2019

A twonk is a twink who is also a wonk. They love policy and tiny underwear. A common stereotype about twonks is that they're all just a bunch of Ezra Klein looking motherfuckers grinding around in thongs listening to social security reports.
Gary is such a twonk! He's always grinding around in tiny underwear listening to social security reports.
by honkytwonk July 1, 2018

by Роотег May 10, 2021

Portmanteau stemming from 'twink' and 'wonka,' in reference to Timothee Chalamet's casting in the upcoming Wonka prequel
by casgetouttamyass October 14, 2021

by Smart man Samuel December 8, 2021
