Twonk

A very very silly person. An idiot, twat or dumb person

They very commonly are known to smell very potently of dog shit.

Ugh stay away from Louis... he's such a twonk
Oh Isabelle... the twonk

by aimeeday October 11, 2022

Twonk

A Change between Twat and Twinkie incase you can't swear

Boy: You Fat Twonk!
Girl: No!! I'm Not a Twonk

by Eylia-Jaclyn February 1, 2021

twonk

buff gay dude

nick jonas is a twonk

by br*h September 15, 2019

Twonk

Family friendly version of twat

Ellis: do u like my pink hoodie that I spend £200

Euan: no u twonk

by Twonka bar February 13, 2021

Twonk

A person who does idiotic things

I can’t believe you’ve done that again you twonk

by Tomfoolery11 May 10, 2022

twonk

The past tense way of describing someone who was in a tweaking state.

"Yeah Dave was off his twonk about that fight"

by Роотег May 10, 2021

Twonk

A twonk is a twink who is also a wonk. They love policy and tiny underwear. A common stereotype about twonks is that they're all just a bunch of Ezra Klein looking motherfuckers grinding around in thongs listening to social security reports.

Gary is such a twonk! He's always grinding around in tiny underwear listening to social security reports.

by honkytwonk July 1, 2018