Twatwaffle

A twatwaffle is a person, regardless of gender, who is basically so ignorant of their surroundings as to require a seeing eye dog to find their own nose. Incapable of making rational decisions, and having no regard for their fellow human beings. Generally a lowlife type, with the addition of being a megalomaniac.

That idiot who ran the red light and almost hit us is such a twatwaffle.

Shit pump

Arsehole

by Curbside-Curmie April 16, 2016

twatwaffle

a twat and a waffle nuff said

you stupid fucking twatwaffle thats why yo daddy look like one of them mfs that sell pills to middle aged men that cant get erections anymore.

by jimmylicker9000 June 2, 2023

Twatwaffle

Person that’s a total twat and clearly eats all the waffles for breakfast

Jessica.. not only were you a hoe last night.. but you were a total fat fuck twatwaffle and ate 9 waffles.. Aunt Jemima would be pissed too

by Layyylaaaaaa January 22, 2020

Twatwaffle

When someone is a disgusting, obtuse, hateful female that is so done you need to just stick a fork in them.

“Jill is such a twatwaffle. She really just needs to shut the fuck up.”

by SorryToDisappointYou April 30, 2021

Twatwaffle

A TwatWaffle or a gaggle of TwatWaffles "a person or group of people that believe their own subjective bios can not be challenged or debated with reason, rendering any contradicting ideology evil and not worthy of further investigation.

Bernie Sanders is a Twatwaffle

or

You are a Twatwaffle

or

Check out our FB page/group Your a twatwaffle

by YATwatwaffle November 17, 2020

Twatwaffle

1) A complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.*

2) Republican Senator Rand Paul

*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little

Rand Paul uses his ophthalmologist title to pretend he is a medical doctor so that his followers will accept his covid 19 pandemic denials and his bigoted views on transgender rights. Rand Paul is the biggest twatwaffle

by TalaIsil March 4, 2021

Twatwaffle

Nick Bedzyk

He’s a utter twatwaffle

by desalesboys October 9, 2019