taking the browns to the super bowl

taking a shit.
see also cleveland steamer.

i'm taking the browns to the super bowl, be back in a few minutes.

by KRHimself July 24, 2004

Taking Liberties

mugging someone off in front of their mates.

giving it large to someone in their own manor.

Sydney FC fans were taking liberties in Melbourne. 25/10/08

by Scenus Amazium December 9, 2008

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl

Taking a shit.

Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.

by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004

Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021

taking a shaw

Derived from the latin word sha, which means explosive diarrhea. The term differs from the phrase taking a shit because of the shear explosiveness of the action. The term is often used to get out of work for a week or more.

Man, I have been taking a shaw all freakin day. You can count on me not coming to work for at least the next 3 weeks. If you need me I will be watching Dexter.

by jesters November 30, 2009

Taking a Mendy

Fapping during a Skype-call.

Guy 1: *get's quiet*
Guy 2: Hey man, why did you go so quiet?
Guy 1: *making some weird noises*
Guy 2: Are you taking a Mendy?
Guy 1: Maybe....

by Friskfaksen November 11, 2014

Taking The Bait

When you get angry at something that was done to get you mad in the first place

Fisher: Fortnite is better than PlayerUnknown's BattleGrounds!
PUG Player:FORTNITE SUCKS FUCK YOU!1!1
This guy is taking the bait.

by Limess September 29, 2018