turkey coma

The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance.

Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.

He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.

by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2009

Turkey Nosing

When someone is overdosing on molly on the couch or in the general living room area and can't control their extremities from making involuntary movements, it is common to touch their thumb to their nose and wiggle their fingers; thus looking like there is a turkey on their nose.

Matt: "Hey man, is Casey overdosing on molly again"?

Anthony: "Yeah man, he's turkey nosing big time"

by Molly olly oxen free December 22, 2012

turkey buzzard

A woman 20 years past a cougar that still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.

Watch out for the turkey buzzards when you visit your grandma at the retirement home.

by ewm3lisa December 14, 2015

Turkey Teeth

Overly white teeth or veneers that look like they were done on the cheap in Turkey. Think Rylan, Jordan or Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees.

There seems to be a lot of lads and girls in Glasgow walking around with Turkey Teeth. Their teeth are so large and white they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

by infamous budgerigar April 5, 2021

cock turkey

Some One Who Gobbles Cock...
Most Likely A Gay Male i.e. Cameron Faulkner
Or A Female Who Is Often Sucking Cock

Dude Cameron Is Such a Cock Turkey...
Seemingly I Wouldnt Be Suprised If He Was Gay

by Justin Heinze November 8, 2007

Burnt Turkey

A black vagina, because it is black on the outside and pink on the inside like a burnt turkey

"yo lance did you eat that burnt turkey last night?"
"Nah fam Shuarkesha left me with nothing to chew on"

by Kepas October 8, 2016

Aloha Turkey

Sometimes used to describe a guy with an enormous dick, it often means an extremely average guy with little to no special values and an underwhelming penis of length and girth.

That bum over there is a real Aloha Turkey

by Theta Undertone September 25, 2017