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Turkey

Someone who is an absolute melon head, honestly clueless. Best word to call someone instead of swearing.
Lad 1: Oi ya bloody pussy come here and fight me and my mum

Lad 2: Shut up you bloody turkey
by Buz the Mongoloid November 22, 2016
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Once an example of secular democracy in the Middle East, Turkey is now heading towards a theocracy thanks to the election of Erdogan who symphasises with the terrorist group Hamas that wants an Islamic state in Palestine and to eradicate Israel.
Turkey used to be a progressive country and a role model for the entire region, but since Erdogan became president, it is becoming more religious and conservative.
by IceChill789 August 9, 2021
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you jive turkey!
quit jivin me turkey!
by sancho68 April 27, 2005
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A retarded country that constantly denies the mass killings of Armenians on April 24 1915. They are very annoying, mass majority are homosexual, and the president is legally retarded. Basically a country that will never get into the UN and fails to admit such crimes the committed.
Man: Hey Robert look at that gay kid, is he retarded?

Man2: Hes probably from Turkey.
by I RAPED AND KILLED A TURK April 7, 2009
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The real Bread Basket of Europe. Turkey is considered the bread capitol of the world. They also have very poorly constructed buildings that often collapse.
I will use this bread as a foundation in Turkey.
by truyiriyti December 8, 2004
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Middle East country, where men believe that active homosexuality is a sign of manhood. That's why they are always in good terms with european countries known for their gayness.

Also, a country which is not in good terms with any neighbouring country, due to the fact of its annoyingly offensive foreign policy, and historical reasons: at some points, turks have butchered neighbouring nations without being ashamed of it or even admitting it.

A country which drains IMF funds without being able to administer an appropriate use for them.

Lastly, a country which (in vain so far) is trying to join the european union, in spite of its mongolian origin and mongoloid appearance of its people.
Tony Blair: By helping Turkey join the EU we will have assured a constant supply of fuckers for the next century.
by Pisoxostis May 13, 2006
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Shit country that begs to be in the EU.
Turkey:"PweAse Let Me InTo thE Eu!11!11!1!"
by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021
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