fershtunkene tuchos-head

a poop head, or somebody who is full of crap. not meant in the literal sense, but it can be.

Tom: 'you are a fershtunkene tuchos-head.'
Jom: 'So is your mom. Making you half a fershtunkene tuchos-head.'

by raha December 4, 2005

torchjob

1. To burn the motherfucker to tha GROUND!
2. Arson of a public/private building.

Mike: Yo neeg, let's peep Mr. Merryweather's house on the top of that hill and giv'r a nice torchjob, you hear?
Johnny: Fair game man, faiiiir game. I'll keep an eye for the heat, you deal the damage and we'll split like Hilton's legs.
Mike: Toight.

by kroonk April 6, 2006

tuchas

'''Tuchas-''' This Jewish slang word refers to the ever expanding rear end. It is known that many Jewish women have a large tuches and large chest. This is particularly true after the Jewish holidays due to great Jewish cooking. It can also be defined as the Jewish cushioning device.

Get your tuchas out of my face

by CtrlAltaDel December 14, 2005

The Honduran Torch

The act of turning a woman upside down, torching her pubes, and then fucking her with an ice-dildo in order to put out the flames.

This act takes some preperation. The woman must let her pubic hair grow to a considerable length. The act is as follows: The man turns the woman on her head, propping her feet against the wall. He then lights her pubic hair on fire. To set the fire out, he must fuck her with an ice dildo. The melting of the ice, with the water then flowing down her will subsequently quench the flames (due to her being upside down). AKA The Sherlock Holmes, only when the fire is started outside using sunlight and a magnifying glass.

Jane, John's girlfriend, surprised him on his birthday with a delicious Duck dinner. At the end of the meal, she dropped her pants and fulfilled his greatest fantasy by presenting him with her over-grown pubic hair and quickly demanding that he use the candle from the dinner to perform upon her the Honduran Torch.

by Mason W. May 11, 2006

Sea Turchin

A Sea Turchin is the name of a club member of Joshua's Musical Cove (formally Luca The Musical). Sea Turchins are commonly found in groups of 5-10 and hail the Sea Turchin King, Joshua Turchin.

Kat: Oh, I'm a sea turchin
Mike: What?
Kat: A member of Joshua's Musical Cove
Mike: Ohhh!

by momentsunshine January 2, 2022

Truche'

It's a cross between Touche' and True.

Instead of saying "true true" when you get moded.
or

Instead of saying "Touche'" when you get corrected.

Me: Hurry up Jen
Jen: Suck my ****
Me: You don't have a ****
Jen: It's bigger than yours
Me: I was gonna tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long
Jen: I was gonna tell you a joke about my vagina but you won't get it.
Me: ...dang, Truche'

by thisischani March 13, 2011

Tuchanitis

A type of social disorder(non-medical) commonly found among young adults.
Symptoms- Dancing off rhythm, undefined tone of voice, habitual upper,use of bad grammar,low self esteem.

Friend 1- " Hey have you seen Bryans shuffling at the club?"
Friend 2- "No why?"
Friend 1 " I don't know but I think he might be suffering from Tuchanitis!

by Reality Check91 February 14, 2012