Turkey (high five)

A physical gesture. When one person goes for a high-five and the other gives them one with a bald up fist (making the combined hands look like a turkey) and says "Turkey!"

Hey, I tried to give Nick a high-five and he gave me a Turkey (high five).

by drucker789 April 12, 2009

turd savant

Someone who demonstrates extraordinary skill and knowledge about anything related to poop.

That turd savant could smell your shit blindfolded and tell you what you ate for breakfast!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Turbanisation

An increase in the proportion of the people living in an area that wear turbans.

Bradford used to be such a nice place before the impact of Turbanisation.

by mesm-erise April 18, 2015

Turd trimester

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.

As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.

by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010

turds to all

'Turds of all' is a complimentary closing of a letter meant in a humorous way when sent to fellow fraternity brothers..

"Y'all be good; turds to all."

by Cranberry Bob February 22, 2020

Amber turded

the act of shitting a turd/solid fecal matter onto the bed of your boyfriend/spouse like actress Amber Heard.

"My girlfriend just Amber turded onto my bed."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."

by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011