tuberculosis

The disease resulting from infection by bacteria from the genus Mycobacteria. Primarily caused by complex-forming M.Tuberculosis or M. Bovis the disease is predominantly transmitted by respiratory secretions and suprisingly, is not very contagious. Infection by tubercule bacillus results in chronic lesion-forming in pulmonary tissues. Disease progression is long-term and lesion dissemination can be fatal.

It would appear i have bleeding lungs. What a day for tuberculosis what?. cough, cough.....

by chez1986 June 11, 2007

Noob Tuber

A really annoying person that keeps killing u with a grenade launcher in Call of Duty

That noob tuber is making me want to throw my controller through my tv

by Dr.Crunch December 11, 2009

tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis

The combined symptoms of all STDs, which includes tuberculosis, herpies, gohnoreah, siphilis, etc. The carrier of this disease is said to have been the town knob, "everybody gets a turn". Although this disease was thought of during health class while learning about actual STDs, and is not real at all, this disease may become real in the year 3000 give or take a few centuries.

Man that chick must of had sex with like a hundred dudes, she has got to have tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis.

by THECECIL February 26, 2008

tuner

A car, usually imported, that has been modified to increase both appearance and performance.

Not the same as a ricer.

The tuner drove by us with insane speed.

by Fakeman Fakey May 8, 2004

paranasal tubercular sinus oyster

A pavement oyster not yet deposited. i.e. Still in production.

"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."

by Piemanius May 15, 2008

Real tuner car

a true high-performance sport compact car, as opposed to economy cars. these cars actually perform, or have potential to be tuned to such a state. they usually are more expensive. they might be domestic or imported.

visually customizing these cars actually holds water because they perform.

Real tuner car list
Dodge Neon SRT4
Honda Prelude
Acura TL Type-S
Nissan Skyline
Honda NSX
Nissan 350Z
Nissan Fairlady 300ZX
Honda Civic Si (Yes, they ARE tuners!)

by CivicSi...are tuners. really. July 30, 2009

TUser

A user of a product who commonly raises ridiculous or otherwise hilariously daft questions relating to usability.

Common TUser questions:

"wot doz this button do" - a tautology of "i cnt find wot i want"
"y cant {common item} be in {preposterous place}"
"i dun get this" - relating to common syntax/feature or well documented item

by RichWhilding99 December 15, 2008