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Anal Tuesday

A global holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday of every week. Methods of celebration include:

1) "The way the natives do": Participating in the act of anal sex

2) "Alternative celebration": The act of masturbating to anal pornography or the thought of anal sex
Falesi: Happy Anal Tuesday! You guys gonna celebrate?

Doran: Yup! Met a chick at the Black Squirrel Saturday night and she said she'd be up for some hershey highway 'splorin!

McQuiver: Unfortunately I'm only going home to tube8 to stroke lil McQuiver to some blacks on blondes.
by McQuiver January 24, 2010
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Terrible Tuesday

The backlash one experiences after a weekend of partying, usually on the designer drug ecstasy, the following tuesday after said weekend.

For reasons not clear, most ecstasy users have a 'hold-over' day in the 24 to 36 hour period following comedown (the ate up period), where the 'down' effects of the drug don't become apparent. This 'hold-over' day usually falls on a Monday if Saturday night was the day of usage. The next day, the Terrible Tuesday itself, is usually a day filled with depressive feelings and overall sadness and malaise. Dealing with critical issues is almost impossible and one is almost guaranteed to have mood swings.

Usage of the supplement 5-htp is recommended along with a bottle of Pedialyte immediately after coming down off of the roll in order to dampen, if not completely neutralize, the depressive effects from the E.

True origins are unknown, but most experts in the subject area agree that the term was probably coined during the ecstasy wave of the 90's and the subsequent rise of EDM (Electronic Dance Music) subculture in America.
Carl: I'm sad, hold me :(

Anne: Well, if you took your 5-htp like I told you too, you wouldn't be crying over those TPS reports. Not eating 7 rolls on Saturday night would have helped as well.

Carl: I want puppies and sunshine, boo hoo hoo :(.
by Socialcommentary2000 May 4, 2005
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El Tuerto

Translated loosely from Spanish to mean "The One-Eyed", El Tuerto is an interesting occurrence in today's society.

Not belonging to a set clique, El Tuerto prefers to roam and is a very social creature. It tends to be insightful, and is very sarcastic and prone to vehement invective when attacked.

The phrase is derived from both Norse Mythology (Odin), and the statement "In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is King."

El Tuerto is a renaissance man of sorts, and prefers to have a diverse knowledge of many things, especially strategy, combat, religion, science, psychology, and languages.

He is oft the one who is speaking in complete sentences in chat rooms and in online games.
Dude, did you see James' grades? He's trying to be El Tuerto!

That guy pwned me like El Tuerto.
by Andorr Gholorm September 14, 2003
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Tudly Tuesday

A weekly routine where every Tuesday is the designated day to get shit-faced through alcohol consumption and drug use.
"wanna do that project tomorrow night?"
"naw, man, tomorrow's Tudly Tuesday"
by Jo1424 December 9, 2008
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Super Tuesday

A day in United States politics when many states hold their Presidential primaries to select party nominees for President.
We have to wait until at least Super Tuesday to find out who will be on the ballot for President in November.
by MizzouGirl January 11, 2009
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Tube Top Tuesday

A national weekday memorial to remember those beautiful bouncy breasts.

Women celebrate by wearing their favorite tube top for all of life's splendid men to see.
Hey Billy, it's Tube Top Tuesday. Let's go to the bar and check out some tits.
by Gentle Genius July 11, 2014
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Onii chan tuesdays

This is when onii chan is sad because it isnt wednesday yet so now he has to wait a whole day before.
Person 1: "Today is such a good day"
Onii chan: "No today sucks because it is Onii Chan Tuesdays"
by Dada_bunkins March 2, 2022
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