tude tax

Adding a little extra to a bid or estimate due to customer's shitty attitude, usually a little extra that they could've saved.

I was going to fix her watch for $25 but added a tude tax and charged her $32 because she was being a biotch.

by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013

tudder

The tudder is a tongue with 6 utters attached to it. you can squirt out 6 different types of flavored juices with each utter.

“wow! she has a nice tudder!”

“that’s the best tudder juice i have ever had!”

by crabsfrombabs July 10, 2019

Alpha-tude

Displaying an excellent example of service, leadership, and character. Alpha-tude stickers are passed out exclusively by Alpha Club members.

“Ryan is showing great alpha-tude this week.”

by FCIC July 2, 2021

Tudor

A Tudor is a sexy mofo, strong passionate , loving and will take your bitch so keep her on guard

Damn that's a Tudor

by Loladmits December 29, 2016

tuddling

like sexting, but instead of describing sexually explicit exploits through text, you describe cuddling instead!

Boy: Now I'm going to wrap my arms around you and not let go!
Girl: I love being the little spoon and I love tuddling with you :

by Larry Smarter April 18, 2011

'tude

Attitude. One of many things that the Amish don't have.

"An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of."
-Weird Al Yankovic, "Amish Paradise"

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

tudou

The crappiest, slowest loading video network in the history of mankind. It's where you can find the most illegal TV content but it will take you about 56 days to load an entire episode.

Oh sweet I found links to the entire season of Will & Grace!!

OH FUCKING DAMMIT IT'S ON TUDOU, THOSE DAMN SLOW CHINESE SERVERS.

by FILTHY AZZ SKANK January 14, 2008