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the fall of troy

The craziest, tightest, most mindblowing band ever, consisting of the hottest, youngest musical geniuses this generation has yet produced.

Members are Thomas Erak, Tim Ward, and Andrew Forsman; they recently signed to Equalvision Records and will probably take over the world.
Thank you Rockilteo, Moshington, for being the home of "The Kamiak High School All Star Band."
by exclamation July 16, 2008
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East Troy

Possibly the coolest motherfucking town on the east side of the Mississippi. Notoriously known for the ample supply of weed and booze, East Troy is far better than the faggot town of Mukwonago (they suck big balls). East Troy, also known as ET, also holds the record for having the largest number of kids getting underage drinking tickets because the popos here are huge assholes (especially bev, big fat bitch).
Person 1: Where are you going this weekend?
Person 2: East Troy bitch
Person 1: I am so jealous. Get me weed.
by Bev Rhode July 10, 2010
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Troy High School

A magical little Hell on Earth in Michigan with kids vaping, having sex, being simps, and flunking their tests. This school literally locks most of the fucking bathroom doors at the end of school, so that kids can't vape. I walked with a friend past a bathroom once, and we heard damn moaning. So if you love Satan, and High School for some reason, come on down to Troy High School where kids will be vaping, fucking, or trying too hard to get a girl.
Friend 1: Hey dude, sounds stupid, but what school do you go to again?
Friend 2: It's ok, I go to Troy High School.
Friend 1: Isn't that where people vape and shit?
Friend 2: Yep, that's it.
by Osuttag Ebag March 10, 2020
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bowel trowel

The phallus of a gentleman who is 'good with colours'.
"Christ I'm in pain here!"
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.
by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008
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Troyaoke

When you know the words to a song so well, you can easily add your own lyrics without messing up the song. This is performed during Karaoke with a large group and tons of dancing/entertainment while doing so. No one can do it better than Troy hence Troyaoke.
Troyaoke was amazing tonight. I can't wait to go again!
by Just the Edge February 6, 2010
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Troned

To be knocked unconscious after being punched only once in a fight.
I was arguing with my neighbor and he troned me, I woke up a few hours later covered in blood.
by Tyrrell Willliams January 6, 2014
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Troy Davis

An innocent man who was framed of killing a cop by a bunch of pigs because of the color of his skin. In September 2011, he was finally murdered under the guise of execution. You kill a guilty person, it's execution. You kill an innocent person, it's murder.
Jim: Do you trust the government?

Sam: Yes, the government in the U. S. of A. can do no wrong!

Jim: That's not true, they murdered Troy Davis!
by Larry Busch January 17, 2015
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