Trauma Salute

A hand gesture used to cover one's eyes when something traumatic, awkward, embarrassing, etc. just happened.

To preform the Trauma Salute, make your hand flat and bring your hand to your head like a normal salute. This is where we deviate from a normal salute to the Trauma Salute. Position your hand above your eyes, perpendicular to your forehead. Tilt your hand slightly downwards to cover your eyes. Finally, turn around and walk away from the incident.

1. There was an accident in the parking lot, I gave them the Trauma Salute and said "Not my problem!".
2. Mark just got dumped in front of everyone at the bar, I gave the man a Trauma Salute.

by ACEstrigon009 January 1, 2018

Trauma Text

When someone tells about their overly dramatized "traumatic" experiences.

Omg! Jenny just sent me a trauma text. Poor Jenny!

My life is such a trauma text!

by roflolmao haha June 24, 2018

trauma spill

An intense form of venting where you verbally unload your traumas onto someone else.

"Did you trauma spill to him?"

"Yeah I told him about how I was abandoned by my father as a child."

by Marina CubicZirconia December 3, 2019

trauma-vomit

behavioral and psychological pathology, in which people who have experienced extremely traumatic events, and survived them, attempt to relive/re-enact the events with other people, thereafter, for the purpose of relieving themselves of the associated pain and suffering .

After their torturous period of enslavement ended, the former slaves, liberally and mindlessly adopted the culture and belief systems of their masters, and in a display of trauma-vomit, reduced their children and other subordinates, to exploitative toil in the fields.

by ancestaera February 8, 2020

trauma top

A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.

Jack: Yo, did you go down on her?
Jill: Nah, she wouldn't let me, she's a trauma top.

by carol aird April 20, 2020

Trauma Addict Zombies

Counterfeit humans, attached to traumatic institutions of culture, and hierarchy, who are beholden to upholding the lies and the crimes, that those traumatic institutions were historically founded upon, because those institutions are the trauma addicts' only source of social and existential value.

The trauma addict zombies of the prestigious university - who went in disguise as normal students and staff - conspired against the minority target for the entire , four year length of her academic career - because they meant to uphold the racial hierarchy of undeserved white privilege, which is the toxic tradition of the nation, and thus, gain the material rewards of professional advancement for themselves. Immunebliss

by ancestaera August 27, 2020

Trauma echo

When you suffer trauma as a result of being in the echo chamber of the internet and social media. Another cause is from hearing the nonstop news of Trump and the Republicans.

This year is so long and exhausting we’re suffering from some trauma echo due to this pandemic and having to constantly hear and feel the he incompetence of this administration. It just doesn’t end.

by AmericaRunsonDunkin December 2, 2020