tall midget

A person who is the most impressive out of of an unimpressive bunch, and tends to lord that over others. King of the dipshits.

Jeff got promoted to Assistant Manager of the McDonald's, and suddenly became a rather tall midget.

by Stimford Bohemian October 12, 2003

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Tall drink of water

n. 1. A man or woman that is tall, gorgeous, and super delicious. Like on a hot day, a tall drink of water is absolutely appealing.

2. Old slang for a visually appealing man or woman.

Would you look at hunky man? He is one tall drink of water. I could drink that RIGHT up.

by spellcheck09 May 5, 2009

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One who posts BS on message boards in an attempt to gain popularity. Tallguys often tease manlets and others who aren't as strong or as tall as them. They often consider themselves God's gift to the world.

noob: O hai guise, im new hear and can pnly bench 100 lbs. is that gud?

tallguy: HAHAHAHAHA i can bench 285 lolz u phail manlet

by favori12 April 10, 2008

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Tallahassee Tinker Toy

A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.

Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.

My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.

by cesiophile August 28, 2014

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