totty

the totty on dolly llama and it is very itty

my totty is very itty

by totty itty January 25, 2018

hot choco totties

a mix of hot sauce, chocolate, and tater tots

Grace makes the best Hot Choco Totties in the world. i fail at making them. *sad face*

by that person who did that thing March 08, 2014

Dirty Totty

The act of dressing a man of small stature in a full body condom and inserting himself into the anus of a dickhard then playing a full ninety minute football match in the anal cavity and when scoring a goal doing a full on Totti goal celebration.

Jesus my arse feels like Dirty Totty doing a run!

by Bigwednesday April 05, 2023

Cutie totty

When somthing is super cute

Yo , your cat is so cutie totty

by Super bods March 23, 2018

Totti Ten

Named after the Roma Legend Francesco Totti. A Totti Ten is completed when a young man successfully pulls 10 girls in one night. Folklore speaks of the first perfect Totti Ten being completed by a boy in Preston attending a night out at the beginning of Sixth Form. Rumour has it Lancashire Life wrote an article on the topic.

Boy 1: Did you have a good night out?

Boy 2: Yes mate I pulled off a Totti Ten!
Boy 1: Well done, I hope my life is one day as successful as yours!

by Paddy Blaney March 09, 2016

scrotty totty

An unattractive, undesirable young woman. From "scrotty" meaning dirty, unpleasant and "totty" meaning young woman.

By the time he leaves the pub, all that's left us the scrotty totty.

by Sennockian2 July 22, 2021