scrotty totty

An unattractive, undesirable young woman. From "scrotty" meaning dirty, unpleasant and "totty" meaning young woman.

By the time he leaves the pub, all that's left us the scrotty totty.

by Sennockian2 July 22, 2021

Dirty Totty

The act of dressing a man of small stature in a full body condom and inserting himself into the anus of a dickhard then playing a full ninety minute football match in the anal cavity and when scoring a goal doing a full on Totti goal celebration.

Jesus my arse feels like Dirty Totty doing a run!

by Bigwednesday April 5, 2023

Tottie

Any beverage that contains alcohol.

“It’s time for a tottie”

by Clobber February 2, 2019

Noah Totty

A male with a fat ass

I wish I had an ass like Noah Totty

by NoahTottyLover May 25, 2022

Tottie

An aged hottie. Once hot, now not.

Barbara walkered across the common dining room of the senior center unnoticed. There was a time, she thought. One a hottie, now a tottie.

by The Jeff S July 6, 2024

totties

A word meaning titties, but for fat men

Let me hold them big ol totties

by dfggdfgfdgtgd June 22, 2022