Tot Mom

Nancy Grace's name for accused child-murderer Casey Anthony. Apparently using her real name might be construed as being soft on crime.

The Tot Mom is guilty, godammit, and so are the Duke lacrosse players.

by ZZD January 18, 2009

tot sauce

Sperm, spunk, or a bit of the "homemade". Also commonly known as "the goo" or "baby batter".

Following a good bang sesh, I noticed a large glob of tot sauce on the duvet.

by The Rator October 19, 2013

tot lot

1) This term is commonly used by residents of Columbia, MD. It refers to the many expensive, well-maintained, and well-designed playgrounds installed in the community's recreational parks and along its paved paths. Since they are often partly secluded or located in the woods, they also serve as sites for teenage indulgence.

2) Additionally, "tot lot" occasionally acts as a subtle signifier that the speaker lives in or is familiar with Columbia, MD as the term is rarely used elsewhere. This can be surprising to long-time residents.

1) "The cops nearly busted us for drinking last night at the tot lot."

2) "I hadn't realized that Dr. Jones grew up in Columbia until he told me he took his kids to the tot lot last weekend."

by thfunpolice September 3, 2006

tot-stitute

A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.

The winner of that toddler beauty pageant looked like a tot-stitute!

by MommaH August 18, 2009

tot nog

Another name for semen

Sarah finally wanted a child so I gave her a generous helping of my finest tot nog.

by Deadb4uhearit September 20, 2013

tot lot

Another term for a playground.

Go visit a tot lot when you get bored.

by Phrodu August 18, 2004

Tot Block

To stop someone from stealing one of your tater tots. This usually happens when a hungry friend thinks you are distracted and reaches for a tot from your plate. Then you catch them in the act just in time.

Bob: So I told her I don't care what color -- Hey, bro! (looks down at plate and brandishes a fork threateningly) Lay off the tots! I'm going to eat those!

Tom: Dang! I just got tot blocked!

by ATL Livin' March 3, 2011