When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.
by TonyF June 17, 2008
by belfastbomber February 03, 2010
The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.
by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021
Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"
John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
by GrandPoop October 23, 2010
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A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.
Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.
by Snapchat Rotaru May 21, 2020
A derogative term used to refer to Persians or Iranians (sometimes Armenians, Azeris, and other Persian derivatives). Mostly because they are commonly mistaken for Italians due to similarities in appearance, personality, and chest hair ratio. The torpedo section refers to how the Iranian government has much interest in Nuclear warfare.
Person 1 : Damn, it seems like all Rostam and his friends ever do is talk to girls and use a bunch of hair gel.
Person 2: I know! And why are those guidos wearing leather jackets it's like 90 degrees outside!!?!?
Person 3: Beats me! But those aren't guidos, they are Persian. They are torpedo guidos!!
Person 2: I know! And why are those guidos wearing leather jackets it's like 90 degrees outside!!?!?
Person 3: Beats me! But those aren't guidos, they are Persian. They are torpedo guidos!!
by Superson June 23, 2014