Toobin

When you're a scumbag degenerate on a Zoom call with your co-workers and you decide to just rub one out on live stream. (BONUS: You can lie about "not knowing people could see you" later, if you choose.)

SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.

Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."

Whew, what a joke!

"OMG, WTF are you DOING!?"
"I'm Toobin here, do you mind?"

by Lope Status October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you masturbate in front of your colleagues not realizing your Webcam is on or make the claim you did not know.

I looked up and realized I was toobin it in front of my coworkers at CNN on Zoom.

by Happy Liberals October 19, 2020

TOOBIN

Yanking one out to a zoom audience.

I surprised my team with a naughty toobin, they loved it.

by VileBoy October 20, 2020

toobin

The act of showing one's genitalia during a zoom call while pretending it was accidental.

Jeffery was toobin for a bruisin' after he forgot mute his camera during a zoom call with his wife.

by youtellmenow October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating (especially in front of a live webcam)

Jeffrey needed to work on his boner but

didn't know his laptop camera was on when he started toobin

by Bobby.Riggs October 19, 2020

Toobin

Toobin is when you jerkoff on a live Zoom call.

Did you see that CNN guy Jeffrey get caught toobin on a Zoom call?

by DC13 October 19, 2020

toobin'

to inadvertently pull one's penis out during a Zoom video call

Can you believe Scottie on the Zoom call earlier? He must have forgotten his camera was on. Sally was right in the middle of her pitch and he just started toobin' out of nowhere.

by Jeffie Ross October 19, 2020