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Toobin'

Masturbating live on cam during an online video conference when you think the camera is off.
My boss was fired for toobin' during our online meeting.
by daveobot November 13, 2020
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toobin'

Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.
"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"

"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"

"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"
by anonymous October 20, 2020
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toobin'

jerkin off on a zoom call when you think your camera is off
Jeffrey Toobin, an American lawyer, blogger, author and legal analyst for CNN and The New Yorker, got caught toobin'.
by waltereichmann October 19, 2020
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TOOBIN

Yanking one out to a zoom audience.
I surprised my team with a naughty toobin, they loved it.
by VileBoy October 20, 2020
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toobin

The act of showing one's genitalia during a zoom call while pretending it was accidental.
Jeffery was toobin for a bruisin' after he forgot mute his camera during a zoom call with his wife.
by youtellmenow October 19, 2020
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Toobined

When one or more persons are exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom conference call
Holy crap man, we were ten minutes into the sales presentation and got Toobined by Fred
by Alakazam1235 October 19, 2020
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TOOBIN

Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,

kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!
by TheUnencryptedOne October 21, 2020
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