Tomlinsonism

The combination of penile AND testicular agenesis

Those with Tomlinsonism are also known to pee out of their butts and fart into the vagina of their wives to achieve sexual satisfaction

Because of his Tomlinsonism, Patrick S. Tomlinson needs to fart in Niki's vagina to climax

by BojanglesTheKittyCat November 28, 2020

tomorrow

A mythical period in time which everyone knows about but has no memory of.
A lot of people say that it is the day after today and that tomorrow will be here at midnight, but if you actually wait until midnight it is today again.
Often used by people to put off work as the new required deadline will never arrive.

Dad: Son, tidy your room.
Son: Ill do it tomorrow.
Dad: Get out of my house you lazy shit!

by SteveC74 October 15, 2006

Louis Tomlinson

One fifth of the widely popular British boyband One Direction. The band was created by Simon Cowell and competed in the 2010 season of X Factor. Louis Tomlinson is known as the cute funny one as he is always cracking a joke and making fans laugh, particularly in the band's video diaries. His signature outfit is espadrilles, rolled up pants, and a scarf. Louis is also known for his "bromance" with bandmate Harry Styles.

Fan 1: Omg I love Louis! Did you see him in this week's video diary?
Fan 2: I love him too! He's hilarious! I even bought carrots for him!
Fan 3: Are you talke about Louis Tomlinson? That boy is fit!

by louistomlinsonsfan December 30, 2010

Tomlompus

The manly, proud word for penis!
Penis is what a wimpy asian kid has, but heck, if you have a tomlompus, YOU ARE A MAN.

Look at the guys tomlompus! Its huge!

by mitti876 September 2, 2011

Tomar's Law

When in public or watching a form of media if a buff, bald man with a semi bushy beard is seen at any point, the viewer will instinctively say "Look Tomar it's you"

"Look Tomar it's you!"

'Who the fuck is Tomar'

"Sorry, Tomar's Law"

by Solothurns August 27, 2021

Nao Tomori

The prettiest, coolest, and the cutest anime character alive!

Nao Tomori is cuter than all the females alive.

by Nao Tomori Fan February 12, 2019

tomorrow

(noun) The day when all essays currently being written are due.

The hell? Today's Wednesday?! My paper is due tomorrow and I ain't started!

by shouldbewritingessaynow February 17, 2009