eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.

After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.

by Amberologyism! September 16, 2008

Tod

A Tod / Toddy is a Masculine, muscular usually White male, probably part of the sports team at your school and usually player.

yo Tod have you slept with Stacy yet bro?

by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021

Tod

Millennial Toronto slang for something?

“I gotta go back in and hit a tod”
“We got beer, blunts and tods”

by Tony9999999999999 April 10, 2021

mds tods

mandy defense squad tods aka the best groupchat on twitter dot com

“have you seen that screenshot katy posted? about the mds tods gc that is? man, they seem to have so much fun. and they’re also so supportive of e/o? I wish I was part of the gang”

“Ikr? the ******** wish they had what they have...”

by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020

tod muddafuckn dooley

Tod muddafuckn Dooley means a good time , hammermodeing good fuckin time...

Im tod muddafuckn Dooley and I don’t give a fuck. Hammer mode

by Tyler500payne May 13, 2019

Todding Out

A moment of dissociation from reality when all of existence narrows to a bright pinpoint, occasionally resulting in a face-plant onto concrete. Frequently associated with unexpectedly large tokes of the reefer

Awwww, ya boy done took one of them bong rips and now he's over there Todding Out. Uh-oh...Catch him 'fore he hits the floor again!

by Herbert LaVerga November 27, 2024

Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019