eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.

After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.

by Amberologyism! September 16, 2008

Terms of Disservice (TOD)

When an Internet site changes their Terms of Service without giving prior notice and deletes millions of people's blogs, which amounts to a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.

MySpace new Terms of Disservice (TOD) has outraged and alienated millions of people whose blogs have been deleted, which amounts of a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.

by disenfranchised poet July 14, 2013

TOD

Totally on Drugs

You are TOD on drugs mate.

by big breasted woman November 24, 2016

mds tods

mandy defense squad tods aka the best groupchat on twitter dot com

“have you seen that screenshot katy posted? about the mds tods gc that is? man, they seem to have so much fun. and they’re also so supportive of e/o? I wish I was part of the gang”

“Ikr? the ******** wish they had what they have...”

by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020

Tod

Millennial Toronto slang for something?

“I gotta go back in and hit a tod”
“We got beer, blunts and tods”

by Tony9999999999999 April 10, 2021

tod muddafuckn dooley

Tod muddafuckn Dooley means a good time , hammermodeing good fuckin time...

Im tod muddafuckn Dooley and I don’t give a fuck. Hammer mode

by Tyler500payne May 13, 2019

Tod

Tits On Display. A girl showing her assets as her center piece usually using a revealing top and a push-up bra.

I’m going to talk to that TOD at the bar.

by Trentism November 9, 2021