tow a wicked cable

To go number 2

See also drop a deuce

I'm gonna go tow a wicked cable buddy.

by kennah October 3, 2004

tow shit

a shit of the necessary weight and/or volume to require towing the plumbing out of a structure because its exceeds effective weight flushing capacity.

Damn, that is a huge tow shit, lets call the tow truck.

by racsat April 11, 2010

Tow Bag

Used to describe a female of ill repute you uses guest hand towels for purposes for which they are not designed. Typically this would involve the cleaning of excrement or vomit but can extend to mopping up vaginal discharge.

Darl, would you look at the fuckin mess that Tow Bag made in the donny.

OMG - I'm sorry Hun but Normans play by there own rules.

by Htothearters October 19, 2013

Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.

She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!

by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015

Tow douche

A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot

Got my car towed last night, tow guy damaged my bumper.. what a fucking tow douche!

by HTJA October 22, 2016

Tow Trucking

When one male tightly grasps another males dick and gives a good ol yank. Tow trucking often become a competition very similar to tug of war or mercy.

I called the tow truck on cole at the back of the bus last night. That was some good tow trucking

by Glennybustrips December 20, 2017

Tow truck gang

Secondary 3 snow removal students that help in situations such as getting stuck on a snow bank, they sacrifice their time to help others and make their day

Did you hear of the tow truck gang?
Anthony: yes I did they helped me when I was in a hurry to work

by Tow truck gang January 29, 2018