Binderize Me Captain!

An expression that means the person is being told this should find, make or steal a binder and shove it up their own ass so deep that they're bleeding.

Hey Douche! Binderize me captain!

by Hannibal King 969 June 16, 2009

Tinderizing

To break a person down on Tinder enough that they will sleep with you

Jack convinced Jill to come over and chill while watching Netflix, effectively tinderizing her

by Subzero88 September 20, 2015

tinderhella

An ugly tinder cat fish.

If you do not know what catfish means look it up.

Tinderhella finally showed me pictures that are actually of her and my dick retracted so far it came out my mouth and then commited suicide.

by Albinostreetcred April 27, 2016

Tenderize the Mids

The processes of repeatedly punching someone in the abdominal and/or flank regions of the torso.

With Apollo's gloves up, protecting his face, Balboa instead proceeded to tenderize the mids.

by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009

tinderite

A date, a fuck buddy, a sexual partner which you swiped right on the Tinder app.

Says "we'll lie about how we met" annoyingly often.

"I'm out with that tinderite tonight"

by Zduk October 17, 2014

Tinderizing

The act of passing time on Tinder

"Hey bro what are you doing?"
*bro sitting there swiping left and right*
"Im just tinderizing"

by onnoliz September 14, 2016

tinderised

The condition of a person following frequent, overuse of Tinder.

Also commonly associated with Tinder Finger which is RSI of the thumb and finger joints.

I'm tinderised having been out all weekend.

by Belvoir August 22, 2016