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Tigered

Tigered: When the white woman you're married to, finds out you've had sex with more than 10 other white women in a period of 2 months and beats your ass with a golf club.
Bob: Did you see Tom this morning?

Anthony: Damn man, that fool got tigered, I told him to watch his texting and shit but, nooooooo. She beat him good too son.
by NotaTiger March 3, 2010
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Tiger.

1.

Tigers are a large striped Feline predatory Being found in the forests of India, Siberia, and Sumatra. These beings are considered the largest of their class, and are also the most endangered...

2. A term of endearment between male parents and male offspring;

3. What Alpha Males are called by their Females as endearment;

4. A sort of deprecation used by Police, Lawyers, etc.
1. The Siberian Tiger is as endangered as the Bengal Tiger.
2. Hey, Tiger! Let's go to the Water Park!

3. Mmmmm, Tiger! Shag me some more, Baby!!

4. Hold on, Tiger. Kilbourne Hall isn't exactly Kindergarten!
by J. Michael Reiter April 29, 2005
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tiger

1. a giant striped cat in asia
2. a fierce and willful person
3. a german war tank
4. a symbol of a totalitarian and oppressive government like fascism/nazism and communism
5. a symbol of military might and imperialism
1. Tigers are the biggest cats in the world
2. A person like a tiger
3. The Tiger tank was one of Germanys best
4. A tiger government is in power now, they are going to eat us alive.
5. An army as mighty as a tiger
by whorunit69 October 15, 2006
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tiger

noun. male equivilant of "cougar", though more derogatory, i.e. an older, usually married man who pursues younger women, usually in a cheesy or embarrassing kind of way. derived in part from Tiger Woods affairs. A man who repeatedly has affairs while married with children. A sexually active asshole.
"that guy is a real tiger...one skank after another"
by seehere December 17, 2009
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Tigering

Cheating on your hot Swedish wife with media whores.
I got bored with my 27 year old wife, so I started Tigering and ruined my career.
by drzimo December 14, 2009
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tiger

The largest of all big cats. Tigers live in India, Asia, Japan, and a few other places. They live in tropical rainforests and feed off of other animals (aka they're a carnivor). Unlike most cats, tigers love the water. They are orangey-brown and have magnificent stripes. They are very endangered because of destruction of their habitats, and also because of human insanity. Humans kill tigers for their beautiful striped coat. (If you ask me, it looks better on a tiger than as a mat or on some hag's body.) They don't eat humans, however if they are hungry enough I'm sure they would. They very well may attack a human if one is in a tiger's habitat ( Hey, I would too). I don't blame them. Some (crazy) animal trainers for circuses and animal amusement thingies like that train tigers to hop on their hind legs (yeah, right) and jump through rings of fire, and etc, etc. Of course, no wild animal in their right mind would NEVER do such a thing like that. But any who, tigers are one magnificent creature that I think should be worshipped and sacred. And to some people, they are. Oh, and also they have very sharp claws and big sharp teeth. They live alone besides when females are raising cubs.
Crazy circus trainer- "AHHHH! LOOK OUT! THAT TIGER'S OUT OF CONTROL!!!!"
Crazy guest- "Oh my God! You trained him, so control him!"
Crazy circus trainer- "I would if I could, dumb hag!"
Crazy guest- "Okay." -walks out casually-
by Nikki_catlover June 28, 2009
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Tigered

1. v. the act of being cheated on

2. v. can also refer not only to the act of being cheated on, but also to the painful retaliation against said cheater, generally involving a golf club and a good arm.

etymology: taken from the English pronoun "Tiger", a famous golfer bearing the surname "Woods", who two-timed on his gorgeous wife.
1. Jennifer was ticked when she found out Brad had tigered her with Angelina.

2. Carrie Underwood tigered an unspecified male's car in the chart-topping single, "Before He Cheats"
by CatcherOfRye December 5, 2009
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