Me:GET YOUR THUMB OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
by Icicle_DBR April 13, 2017

1.Evan was too drunk last night so he just decided to thumb it. his girlfriend told him he got bigger. Evan cried himself to sleep...
2. Dude: i was sooo smashed last night i couldn't get it up man.
Man: you should have thumbed it dude!
Dude: f that shit i duffle bagged it instead man.
Man: yeah but knowing your girlfriend it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway dude!
Dude: thats low man. (shoots off the mans dick)
2. Dude: i was sooo smashed last night i couldn't get it up man.
Man: you should have thumbed it dude!
Dude: f that shit i duffle bagged it instead man.
Man: yeah but knowing your girlfriend it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway dude!
Dude: thats low man. (shoots off the mans dick)
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