Thor's Uppercut

When you pull your boner between ur legs making it look as if u have a vagina(mangina). And you command your woman to "lick your pussy" and as she's just about to lick your mangina you yell "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE" while simultaneously opening your legs enough to release your hard mighty chosen penis, which will smack her under her chin, nose, or an eye.

Johan: Yo Chosen One, you think you're gonna get lucky tonight with that chick?

B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..

Johan: yee

by JustLaugh=| January 31, 2012

Thor's Cock

When hitting from behind you shove a 9V battery up your ass and zap her with your cock.

I hooked up with these Victoria Secret models, one shoved a battery in my butt so I gave her friends some of Thor's Cock.

by Fred Bear June 19, 2018

The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.

Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”

by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020

Thor Biederwolf

Super atractive alpha wolf that leads the pack and is the leader.

Also known as the nutorius KFC god and is feard by the most fesrsome men.
Thor Biederwolf is know as the sexiest vouge model of our senturie and is also know as the 12 inch sword master.
Its said that in the 1200s Thor Biedrwolf fertilzed half of the mongolian population and threfour more than 50% of all mongolians have Thor Biederwolfs blood in them.

Thor Biederwolf loves KFC

by Dequan tinkle December 9, 2022

Hammer of Thor

When one guy runs at full speed at another person who is sitting down and they knock then over with their testacles, causing pain for both parties but humiliation only for one.

Austin got the hammer of Thor from Brandon while he was playing video games.

by BackB0ne January 7, 2016

thors hammer

When you raise ur fist in the heavens and drop ur fist on someone.

Please dont do thor's hammer on me.
I'm sorry for making fun of your mom, dont do thor's hammer

by jaque louve March 12, 2005

Ohai Thor

An informal greeting to acknowledge the presence of the nordic god of thunder Thor.

John: Steve, here's Thor.
Steve: Ohai Thor.
John: Thor, that's Steve
Thor: Ohai Steve.

by Superbuddha May 18, 2011