skirt shredder

the act of destroying a vagina with ones tongue and lips

the skirt shredder named bob made the young women moan and scream to an extreme.

by michael #77 February 4, 2009

Ghetto Shredder

A persons hands, used to rip up paper into tiny pieces. Especially useful when an electric shredder is not handy but there is a necessity to dispose/destroy important information.

Person 1; Hey what happened to the credit card application I filled out?

Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.

by joetv87 March 12, 2010

undercover shredder

a term for the people at guitar center who play extremely well (or just badass) but think they can tell you what gear and equipment to buy.Although it is only a theory,it is believed that these people are actually hired by guitar center to persuade you what to buy

the undercover shredder told me buy a gibson E3-335 with a vox amp after I watched him solo

by TAUfanatic October 15, 2009

Dead Shredder

1. When a guy puts his hand on his Penis and his partner or whomever moves his arm, thus stroking his man meat with his hand.

2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.

Jason Mewes demonstrated the Dead Shredder to Seth Rogen at the end of Zack and Miri Make A Porno.

by DJ Dingus January 16, 2010

Shredders Arm

A medical condition which affects the arm of elite class guitar shredders; usually caused by playing alternate picked 16th notes at speeds in excess of 250 BPM for extended periods of time. The condition is incurable and is usually accompanied by nerve pain and stiffness in the arm, hand and fingers.

James and Rob have been stricken with Shredders Arm due to their inhuman picking abilities.

by RightHandOvDoom May 25, 2019

Paper Shredder

Its a blowjob where the giver has braces so the penis gets shredded.

Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder

Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)

by Sage Johnson April 1, 2021

Shredder mouth

A woman who trys to suck dick and her sharp teeth keeps scratching your penis cause she won't open her mouth more

So what happened with domonique

I had to leave her alone can't be with a female who can't suck dick its 2019

Fucking shredder mouth

by Kings_rule69 September 24, 2019