riding the dumpster

To be drunk off one's ass. Preferably unable to stand or walk without assistance.

The last night of Mardi Gras, I downed 4 jagerbomb's in a row. I was riding the dumpster for the rest of the night.

by wastedwhiteguy April 1, 2011

Punching The Dumpster

When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.

Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(

by Xephe April 10, 2015

Plumbing the Dumpling

When your girl is taking a shit you come in and stick your dick in her mouth forcing her to give you head because she can't go anywhere.

I was plumbing the dumpling the other day and she shoved the plunger up my ass.

by DYC Yetti August 8, 2010

milk the dumper

(1) the act of defecating so strenuously that you cause yourself to become sexually aroused.

(2) manual stimulation of the anal sphincter

That burrito caused me to milk the dumper.

by PumpkinRex October 19, 2010

Trash in the dumpster

When a woman (or man) has a lot going on in the rear end...aka a donk. Synonymous with the popular phrase “junk in the trunk.”

Has Rhonda been squatting? That girl has a lot of trash in the dumpster!

by Proudofyoumeg December 17, 2017

up the dumper

Up your poop shoot....usually a penis or penis shaped object

"Does that feel good Up the dumper?"

by David and pals December 18, 2004

pump her in the dumper

A rhyming way to say fuck her in the ass.

I told my bro to pump her in the dumper and then he went balls deep in that asshole.

by ivyvault July 4, 2015