Hitting one to the upper deck

Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet

I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise

by gdollar January 3, 2004

The upper deck

The act of defecation into the tank above someone else's toilet.

"Dude, Jill told me to leave, so before I went, I gave her the upper deck."

by Jason Spires April 19, 2004

Swabbing the poop deck

The act of gay pirates rimming each other.

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

man the poop deck

After cumming in an anal cavity, the male proceeds to motorboat the anus so that cum is all over the face.

Kevin Garnett just finished manning Rajon Rondo's poop deck. Hence, "man the poop deck"

by Kinkybastard5 May 29, 2010

mopped the quarter deck

when you get shit faced and try to take a dump but fall asleep on the toilet and wake up next to your turd on the floor.

Justin: OmGZ!! Emmett wake up you mopped the quarter deck last night! I just puked all over the bathtub 2!! Were so bad ass dude!!

Emmett: Well i didnt shit myself cause the shit wasnt actually on me. So im still cool.

by daddy v August 3, 2010

Deck the Halls

1. A Traditional Welsh/Scottish-English Christmas carol

2. Punching a bag of Halls Cough Drops

Charlie has anger issues and a bad cough, so when the bag of cough drops wouldn't open on Christmas Eve, he knew he had to Deck the Halls.

by Senor Fuckwad December 3, 2020

batting in the upper deck

Having intercourse with a female's chest area.

I really like Susan's breast, I know if I was with her I would be batting in the upper deck.

by superman111 October 27, 2012