A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.
by Writtenfailure June 23, 2018
Get the Double Bidetmug. by 6hrs on the toilet October 9, 2016
Get the Chocolate bidetmug. by CaptainCadomin December 19, 2018
Get the canadian bidetmug. It is the new trend. Kanye started this idea shortly after his tour. The male takes a shit and then fucks his lover and you must make her squirt and then you use her squirting to simulate a bidet and clean your ass.
Molly said " I had sex with Vince and I suggested the new Kanye Bidet fuck and first he was against it but it was awesome. I squirted like a damn fire hydrant on a hot summer day in a broke neighbor hood. His ass has never been so clean.
by isiskillall October 22, 2018
Get the Bidet Fuckmug. The act of tossing a mug of beer at a friend's posterior region while he is urinating in public, mooning, or just happens to have the area overly exposed.
The other night my drunk buddy was taking a leak off the balcony and had his pants around his ankles, so we gave him a beer bidet.
by Alviethestud January 26, 2010
Get the Beer bidetmug. A sexual act;
Where during missionary before a woman begins to squirt the partner turns around and spreads their cheeks to ecstatically accept an explosion of female flood water into the rectum.
Where during missionary before a woman begins to squirt the partner turns around and spreads their cheeks to ecstatically accept an explosion of female flood water into the rectum.
by ARealAuthor August 7, 2018
Get the Boston Bidetmug. When you piss in a womens mouth and she holds it till you position yourself on all fours and she then squirts the golden yellow urine into your asshole.
by Woernley August 18, 2006
Get the golden bidetmug.