wook bush

Wook bush is a bush with long nappy hair and may even be dreaded. If you have ever witnessed wook bush you have to instantly burn sage to protect your aura. It’s so bad you would rather have your best dude friend blow drugs up your ass known as the boof assist.

Hey bro did you sleep with that wook chick you met at the Disco Biscuits show? Nah. Her wook bush was so scary I decided to let Troy blow mollie into my squashed spider.

by Funkurface July 24, 2021

Wook wobble

the absolute shattering of your world as you know it and the beginning of the psychedelic experience that actually is your life.

Ex: whoa! Eddie looks a lot more relaxed and sure of himself. I’ve never seen him go with the flow. What gives?

Oh, it seems he got himself a wook wobble
What’s that?
Put this tab on your tongue to find out!

by aka_Boo November 3, 2020

Wook Face

Someone who's cute, adorable, often named Zach and goes "Weeee" alot

Zach, you are being a Wook Face

by Hobbs211 August 20, 2013

wook den

A nasty place or living arrangement that wooks use to party, vomit, use drugs and bother wookettes for dirty wook sex late at night

Brian the giver: Meet you back at the wook den later?
Dano the dino: If the powers that be allow, brian the giver, we are getting k-rocked at our wook den tonight

by danothedino December 3, 2017

Wooking Stick

Wooking stick (noun): a simple tool, sometimes obtained from nature, used to facilitate walking after consumption of moonshine and ketamine.

That dirty wook is using his wooking stick to try and pray to the heady gods for more ketamine and whippets

by Redkamel August 19, 2018

Classy wook

Drugged hippie but is reciprocal to others and in touch with reality and themselves, probably enjoys

heavy base music

"The classy wook was prepared he has his water, nitrous tank, and flow toys on him."

by Gr33c3city July 8, 2023

Wook Centipede

Wooks borrowing everything from each other, forever.

Since Covid has ended festivals, we can only assume wooks are sustaining themselves with a Wook Centipede.

by Definitely_Not_Steve September 20, 2020