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traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
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Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021
mugGet the traffic jammedmug.

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 12, 2024
mugGet the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jammug.

Wyoming Traffic Jam

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.
That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.
by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017
mugGet the Wyoming Traffic Jammug.

Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.
Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.
by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025
mugGet the Traffic Jammug.

Traffic jam

When you can't take a nifty shit
by Skeet fuck shit March 28, 2021
mugGet the Traffic jammug.

California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.
P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016
mugGet the California Traffic Jammug.

Traffic Jam

When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim
"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".
by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019
mugGet the Traffic Jammug.

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