Toilet Tourist

One who goes out of their way to go to a different 'common' bathroom than normal due to how nasty the deposit will be.

Dude, do not use the bathroom in accounting. I had to be a toilet tourist after the trip to the all you can eat chinese buffet.

by JimBrewSki May 22, 2011

Tourist Fucker

A man or a woman who takes pride in having sex with people who are only in town for a short period of time AKA tourists.

While visiting Chicago last week, I met a really cool guy at a wedding. Too bad I later found out from my girlfriend that he is just a tourist fucker and he never really liked me.

Tourist; I had a really great time with you while on vacation in Chicago. I hope we can keep in touch after I go home.

Tourist Fucker; I don't think so, have a great flight home.

by Eye of Palpatine August 26, 2008

tourist town

A town with a relatively small population that seems to grow exponentially during the summer due to tourists. Usually located close to many major places of interest - to the tourists, naturally, as the locals have seen everything of interest at least 50 million times. More often than not, these tourists keep summer homes - they're too damn wussy to survive the rest of the year there.

I hate living in a tourist town - there's always a fucking traffic jam!

by Yazzy July 10, 2005

chunder tourist

one of your mates who drinks his body weight and has to be moved place to place chundering as each place is so filled with sick that he has to be moved. he is making the most rotten of messes.

mark was a dire chunder tourist as he toured wimbledon village decimating the family neighbourhood

by rotten zombie January 2, 2011

sexual tourists

Usually straightpeople who are in relationships with people of the opposite sex who have tendencies to have minor sexual encounters with ones own gender.

I though this was a gay bar? Its full of sexual tourists!

by mucho man June 4, 2003

accidental tourist

While banging on the front door, the guy accidentally breaks into the rear.

"What started out as Breakfast at Tiffany's ended up as the Accidental Tourist."

by papafatwoody February 18, 2010

Tourist toiletseat

Is the act of using a person's thighs as a toiletseat while they are already sitting on a toilet. Usually ends up with both persons defacating into the toilet simultaneously. Can be infinitely stackable.

There was only one stall open at McDonald's so me and Jimmy had to pull a Tourist toiletseat.

by Rozerevan February 15, 2017