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Seesaw parenting

When one spouse is working the other parent is in charge of all things parenting:cooking, cleaning, diapers, taking them to school, packing their snacks and lunch, etc. then after a set period of time, the other parent takes over to switch roles.
Yeah I’m not sure what happens in the mornings and how they get to school…. But I do dinner and bedtime. It’s a bit of seesaw parenting
by jondres February 13, 2022
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Seesaw Effect

The act of sending a feminist bitch straight to hell using a seesaw,often done by a person who has an sexual obsession with his sister.
"Korekiyo impaled the fuck out of the feminist bitch using the Seesaw Effect,and then went on to fuck his sister."
by Danganronpa gayfan February 27, 2024
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South Dakota Seesaw

A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.
Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!
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texas seesaw

The act of hitting your dick upon the face of a rival mate in a seesaw fashion.
Yo why'd you have to give my girl the Texas seesaw last night
by Mitchell6969 May 16, 2019
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The Seesaw

Two girls with a dildo inside each of their vaginas at the same time.
"I heard Becky and Maria rode the Seesaw last night"
by back door enterer April 8, 2020
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Saugatuck Seesaw

Group sex in which one has doggystyle sex with two people simultaneously by using a dildo attached to their back. The motion resembles the three way moving like a seesaw.
Can you believe that Jim and chase did the Saugatuck Seesaw last weekend?
by DP May 8, 2021
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Zaffiro's Seesaw

The amount of high-level WTFery in someone's life is in inverse proportion to the amount of punctuation they use."
OP: growing up was just a mess like my dad was always working but never really working if you know what I mean like he had jobs but somehow we were always broke and my mom she just kind of checked out like she was there physically but mentally I don’t even think she knew what year it was half the time and then there was my brother who thought he was some kind of genius but really he just sat in the basement playing video games and talking about conspiracy theories while my sister was out sneaking around with guys twice her age and I was just there stuck in the middle trying to keep everyone from killing each other but also wondering if maybe that wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen
Reply: That's such a Zaffiro's Seesaw I'm not sure how to react.
by Dappy_Harwin_Hay February 11, 2025
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