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The Shit 

it is the shit most men have in their lives that is so big that it hurts enough to stop you being gay, due to the fact that it hurt having a shit like that so it would hurt more to have a penis up your bum.
you know when you hav had The Shit when you have to hold onto objects in the bathroom for support
omg dude, i just had The Shit!!!!

well i knw i won't be gay, i've had The Shit

the shit 

the best, the coolest, ex:best looking, best sounding,
the shit by TTownRobin May 30, 2008

The Shit 

"Have you tried these cookies Hannah?

...

Yeah, they're the shit"
The Shit by mivelmo May 10, 2010

the shit 

the shit by daMAN October 27, 2003

The Shit 

Hard Drugs(generally Crack)
Started between my friend Roland and I.
When someone says something stupid that doesn't make any sence

Robby "Have you ever looked at your toes and they were green?"

Me "your on the shit aren't you?"
The Shit by Genflag September 27, 2004

The Shit 

Another name for the word jealousy. This word can also be used by your girlfriends ex boyfriend when he becomes insanely jealous of you.
Ex boyfriend: Your boyfriend acts like he's the shit!

Girlfriend: Maybe because he is!
The Shit by MxOxB October 20, 2008