Pinocchio Paradox

When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.

Pinocchio: My nose grows now!
Nose: I have no fucking idea what to do
(Fucking Pinocchio Paradox)

by Ariel Aries May 19, 2021

pinocchio style

a casual relationship with no strings attached

Mary: hey, i was thinking we could do this pinocchio style??

by woahhoho February 15, 2010

Pinocchio Anus

Where one extends the colon out of the ass, similar to a pink sock, but for the purpose of shitting away from the body.

"Even though we locked her up earlier, the fuckin dog used her Pinocchio Anus to shit outside the cage anyway".

by Rick Dastardley February 25, 2011

reverse pinocchio

Where you finger-blast a girl so hard that she devolves into a ventriloquist puppet.

"I finger blasted that chick so hard she went wooden; straight up reverse Pinocchio on that shit."

by tripsicles October 11, 2014

Pinocchio pudding

While performing the male’s role in the sexual act known as “69”, his nose accidentally goes into her anus, resulting in fecal matter on his nose.

“Dude, last night was awesome with my girl, but after we 69’d, I came back with some Pinocchio pudding.”

by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

Bottomless Pinocchio

When you aren’t wearing pants and your erection is activated by a cool breeze or a draft.

That draft felt nice on my shlong, it gave me a Bottomless Pinocchio. Thank god no one was there to see it.

by Lil Traumatized September 16, 2019

four pinocchio's

An unabashed liar like Donald Trump.

He/she tells so many lies I give him/her four Pinocchio's.

by PDVB September 7, 2017