The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018

Scandinavian pile driver

A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.

That Diaz sure knows how to make a Scandinavian pile driver

by chestrrrr March 18, 2021

Alabama Pile Driver

Defecating on a woman’s head during a threesome.

Man, did you hear about Vince giving that chick an Alabama Pile Driver?

by KandyKane1-4-69 February 9, 2024

Penngrove Pile Driver

When engaged in the Missionary position near the end of the bed, you're hitting it so hard you knock the two of you off the bed onto the floor with such force that the air in her vaginal cavity releases in a wind shear-like fashion, rendering all surounding body hair eliminated.

Man, my girl and I were going at it crazy last night. Tapped that ass so hard we fell into a Penngrove Pile Driver on the floor and now my stuff is waxed like I'm in Brazil or something!

by Taint Jackson June 11, 2010

San Francisco pile driver

A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.

I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred

by Big chief nutsack July 22, 2016

Pile-Driver Dildo

A 'Pile-Driver Dildo' is an act in which a man purposely gets a hemorrhoid or 'piles' and begins to fuck a girl in the pussy with the piece of the small intestine which is hanging out of his asshole.

Aron: How did you enjoy my party, last night bro?
Luca: Eh, It was pretty good until I accidentally walked in on Requise giving Mitchell the old Pile-Driver Dildo in the fuck room
Aron: My parents have a fuck room?

by oneinchpunisher December 28, 2019